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		<description>THE PROGRAM YOU HOPEFULLY HAVE, ARE, OR WILL LISTEN TO IS A NEWS PARODY. ITS STORIES ARE NOT FACT CHECKED. ITS REPORTERS ARE NOT JOURNALISTS NOR ARE ITS OPINIONS FULLY THOUGHT THROUGH.
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		<itunes:summary>THE PROGRAM YOU HOPEFULLY HAVE, ARE, OR WILL LISTEN TO IS A NEWS PARODY. ITS STORIES ARE NOT FACT CHECKED. ITS REPORTERS ARE NOT JOURNALISTS NOR ARE ITS OPINIONS FULLY THOUGHT THROUGH.
IN SHORT, A SHOW ABOUT NOT A WHOLE LOT...
WE'RE GOOD. JUST ASK YOUR MOM.</itunes:summary>
		<itunes:subtitle>Broadcasting From our Safe House in Flint, MI</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:author>Josh &amp; Jay</itunes:author>
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		<itunes:name>Josh &amp; Jay</itunes:name>
		<itunes:email>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com</itunes:email>
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		<itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
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								<title>ZC031 The Zerocast Podcast | SHOW #31! WHEN THE SHTF, YOU BETTER BE READY</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #31! WHEN THE SHTF, YOU BETTER BE READY</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ SHOW NOTES FOR EPISODE #031 | The ZEROCAST PODCAST WHEN THE SHTF, YOU BETTER BE READY.*NEW SHOW NOTES STRUCTURE!* 		THIS IS THE BOMB! OmniOutliner Pro will work out nicely i believe. Pre Show Banter goes over well for Jay, keeping his spirits up. 		WHEN THE SHIT GOES DOWN, YOU BETTER BE READY. -CYPRESS HILL thezerocast.com—no-words-more-true-cypress-hill-when-the-shit  	2:28 		Ten Things Made Possible by Poop. thezerocast.com—10-things-made-possible-by-poop 	5:53 		Hindu God Apecia!      	9:32 		Jay brings out This Day In History - Kurt Cobain commits suicide thezerocast.com—kurt-cobain-commits-suicide-this-day-in-histo  	11:37 		Josh talks about how much he loves doing his Community Service. thezerocast.com—scenes-of-servitude-joshs-community-service 	29:25 		RON PAUL | JESSE VENTURA 2012! thezerocast.com—jesse-ventura-says-hed-consider-being-ron-pau ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #31! WHEN THE SHTF, YOU BETTER BE READY</description>
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								<itunes:duration>29:43</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast podcast,  zerocast show, Flint MI, SHTF, Cypress Hill, OmniOutliner Pro, poop, Propecia, RIP Kurt Cobain, Community Service, DeJa Vu, Ron Paul, Jesse Ventura, 2012 Presidential Election</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 07:40:06 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC030 The Zerocast Podcast | SHOW #30! Casa de Murray</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #30! Casa de Murray</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ | Visit: www.zerocastpodcast.com | Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Voicemail: 810-309-9441 ZC030Casa De Murray21:48Jay observes a dude strapped to a parachute attempt to swim in lake Lansing.29:00Kid gets PWNED 6X.38:08           Bill Murray Rants in 1982.   ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #30! Casa de Murray</description>
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								<itunes:duration>41:34</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast podcast,  zerocast show, Flint MI, new tattoo, josh sober update, parachute swimmer, lake Lansing, kid get pwned, bill murray, zombieland</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 02 Apr 2011 13:53:40 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC029 The Zerocast Podcast | SHOW #029! SOBRIETY SUCKS!</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #029! SOBRIETY SUCKS!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ | Visit: www.zerocastpodcast.com | Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Voicemail: 810-309-9441 ZC029 SOBRIETY SUCKS!   1:43  Jay's spamming techniques aren't quite fully thought out when we start discussions about the BULLY-SLAYER Casey Harris.   6:39 Baby Ellie shows us how cute things can be when you say 'F#@k IT'.   12:30 Don't Tred on Us! America! F@%K YEAH!   16:30  Obama almost went for these TOP TEN LIST of Album Titles instead of YES's ODYSSEY DAWN.   19:07 Jon Stewart's Daily Show gets a listen to.   22:55 We discover a recent comment made by Louis Farrakhan get taken down on Youtube. *Update: Jay finally locates the clip and posted it 29:29 Jay wips a [DUH REPORT] out about a Grand Rapids polygamist getting caught. 31:18 Closing out the show, we play a clip of Sting revealing his stance on tantric sex.  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #029! SOBRIETY SUCKS!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>33:27</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast podcast,  zerocast show, Flint MI, bully, Casey Harris, sober, baby Ellie, Team America, Jon Stewart Daily Show, OPERATION: ODYSSEY DAWN, Lydian Revolt, Luis Farrakhan, message to Obama, DUH REPORT, Grand Rapids polygamist, Sting Tantric Sex</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 23:50:50 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC028 The Zerocast Podcast | SHOW #028! A Lighter, Soberer Zerocast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #028! A Lighter, Soberer Zerocast.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[  Visit: www.zerocastpodcast.com | Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441Aaaaaand Wer're Back.... So Sorry. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #028! A Lighter, Soberer Zerocast.</description>
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								<itunes:duration>47:18</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast podcast,  zerocast show, Flint MI, Japan, Japanese Earthquake Tsunami, earthquake, Tsunami, Gilbert Godfrey, AFLAC Duck, Patch Adams, Atheists, sober, breathalyser, month long hiatus</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:51:12 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC027 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #27! SLURS-A-BOUND!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[  Visit: www.thezerocast.com | Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441This is the one where we get really drunk and talk about what embarrasses us.  We also discuss the Slurring Reporter Serena Branson, the Ousting of Egypt's Mubarak and the assualt on reporters there covering it.   ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #27! SLURS-A-BOUND!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>27:54</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast podcast,  zerocast show, Flint MI, Serena Branson slurring reporter, too drunk to drive, slurring words, Egypt Mubarak, embarrassing stories, drinking a whole lot, vodka and OJ, Rum and Diet Coke</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 06:57:26 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC026 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #26! ADHD-CAST!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[  Visit: www.thezerocast.com | Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441 WARNING: Listening to ZEROCAST for an extended amount of time may result in over-activity, impulsivity, inattentiveness, or simply a combination of any or all these symptoms, If you or someone you know exhibits one or more of these symptoms, they may already have ZEROCAST.  Tonight's Cast of Characters Include:  HOSTS:  Josh &amp; Jay  SUPPORTING: BEN-JAMMIN &amp; GIACOMO!  Join us on our downward spiral won't you?   [:51] Jay drops the WTF QUOTE OF THE DAY right outta the gate. &quot;Hey, We're Where We Are, We Are Where We Wee.&quot; -Jay [1:30] SNOWMAGEDDON gets discussed again when BEN-JAMMIN renames the SNOWSTORM of 2011 - SNOWTORIOUS B I G. [1:58] The TRUTH gets revealed as to what EXACTLY happened the night of SNOWTORIOUS B I G. Now come with us, ON LOCATION as we tackle what quite possibly could be the most inhospitable weather conditions we experience all year in this first  ZEROCAST URGENT REPORT!  [8:57] We get a DOUBLE DOSE of SEX KITTEN/ÜBER-FAN Miss Martin! First we let her sultry banshee call lull us in, then we talk about a story from her own mouth in a TALE OF TWO COCKS! it also just happens to be a [DUH REPORT]... duh [14:38] CELEBRATE! The long fantasized about Arrested Development Movie might ACTUALLY be going down! [15:49] Co-worker Thadius Corndawgins LOVES PB&amp;J's. [16:35] Yes... our words do slur sometime. Deal with it. Adapt. [19:40] FEBRUARY IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH! Black Burly Butch Cop sez RESPECT!  [24:10] Missing a friend? Might want to check out the lovely BUSTED FILES NEWSPAPER! [26:505] Super bowl Sunday SLAM! Ooh! Ooh! Did CHRISTINA AGUILERA just MESS UP THE NATIONAL ANTHEM? Yes.  [29:13] GIACOMO pipes in to sez: Who Cares?!? [31:32] 111 Billion people watched the Super Bowl. [34:20] We listen to Christina Aguilera as she exercises her Free Speech Rights.  [40:50] This Friday might be PAYDAY for one lucky German! Listen in to hear what $522 USD worth in STUFFED KITTENS can get ya!    And it rhymes with Double.  [51:00] Jay wants to hire Bob Loblaw but until then he's stuck with the Law Offices of Garey &amp; Giacomo.   Thanks for putting up with us, even though some might tell you not to encourage us. P.S. Enjoy this show, and while listening please keep track of all your time while doing so. Jay literally lost an hour while editing this very show. He claimed to have experienced some sort of Time Loss Phenomenon or Alien Abduction Scenario.  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #26! ADHD-CAST!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>63:58</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:02:27 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC025 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #25! TUM-TUM WOES!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[  Visit: www.thezerocast.com | Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441 We go FOUR DEEP on this Episode with BEN-JAMMIN in the Safe House and GIACOMO calls in from a vehicle. It may be stolen.  [:58] Josh's TUM-TUM hurts... Poor boy. [1:33] Jay PROUDLY shows off Giacomo's NEW THEME MUSIC and he approves.  [2:39] We head DOWN TO DA BEACH MON and get an UPDATE on what's what in and URGENT REPORT.  [3:53] What did Josh eat today?   [4:47] Jay gets to the root of why all his co-workers are BALLS-ASS tired.  [5:57] Ben-Jammin concludes that Josh has a PISS POOR ATTITUDE, Jay promptly agrees. Then it gets a bit weird.  [6:43] Giacomo's in a GOOD MOOD cause he's running for VICE PRESIDENT of the Undergraduate Division for the Student Osteopathic Medical Association. (PRE-SOMA) GO GIACOMO!   [9:01] UH-OH, Jay has a plan again. Something about Frogs in a River and a BANJO. Sounds quaint.  [9:17] Jay wants to CELEBRATE with some HUNDRED YEAR OLD WHISKEY!   [9:33] We also need some WINE made by the hands of Maynard. He was in this little band called Tool. Watch his documentary about making his wine -BLOOD INTO WINE on Netflix today.  [10:31] We keep talking about Howard Stern and Piers Morgan. God help us...  [11:27] We discuss the LAME INFOGRAPHIC concerning fact on Howard Stern.  [14:15] Well? Have you tried playing the WHAT'S YOUR PORN NAME GAME yet?  [15:18] Sticking on the subject of names... MOB NICKNAMES are great!   [16:42] Who's your REAL FRIEND?  [17:55] Jay is growing concerned that Josh has been having SUICIDAL TENDENCIES.   [21:10] We get into Tales of the Bowels. POOPING.... yeah.  [23:17] We discover what truly runs Giacomo's life: TEMPERATURE AND POOPING.  [23:42] Then, we postulate the existence of a SELF-DRIVING CAR.  [25:04] It's more SAD than anything, but i'm sure the majority involved in this [DUH REPORT] are imbeciles.  [27:46] Contributor Mr. Kelley sends us some very PUNNY jokes.... for smart people!  We wrap with the promise of a better tomorrow... but we know we still gotta get up in the morning.  NO WORRIES!  -ZC ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #25! TUM-TUM WOES!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>29:25</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 21:59:23 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC024 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #24! NOSTALGICAST!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Visit: www.thezerocast.com |  Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441 Tonight we're joined by UBER-FAN Mr. Jack Cramer while we Get CRUNKED and all NOSTALGIC concerning bands, women and Howard Stern! Plus Josh NAILS the intro! On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:[2:00] Josh recants a tale of being in a HOT TUB with Cramer and I.[3:00] Cramer gives us an UPDATE on the Red Wings - Pittsburgh game and we pursue other sports talk briefly.[3:56] Jay brings up Cramer's NEW DIGS.[6:37] We dive into what Mr. Cramer does for a living. Comcast? AT&amp;T Uverse? Naw.... he's an employee of MULTIBAND! They install Direct TV. Josh just attempts to get FREE SERVICE.[9:59] Jay attempts a QUICK TRIVIA QUESTION for Mr. Cramer but there's not really any trivia involved so it's really just a question.[10:45] Josh gets into bands that we've all been a part of.[12:32] WEEDEATER covers the Crosby, Still &amp; Nash song Southern Cross. [14:11] We get into a quick anecdote about Jay's white supremacist neighbors.[15:35] Cramer asks Jay and Josh about what happened to their band MFS and we REMINISCE...[18:54] Josh gets into stories about a practice space from our past - the Loft of Redford and we REMINISCE...[24:08] Jay has NAKED PEOPLE RUNNING ON VIDEO! Then we continue with the discussion on the Loft with other exploits involving NAKEDNESS and SEXUAL ACTS as we REMINISCE... [30:24] In a very round about way, we get back to talk of our band days. We REMINISCE....[35:35] XBOX LIVE! Wanna JOIN our party?[38:06] We listen to a few clips of Piers Morgan Tonight when he had Howard Stern on the show and we give our 2 cents.We wrap with a continuation of the discussion on Howard Stern and how we conclude he should kick Piers Morgan's ass!-PEACE!ZC  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #24! NOSTALGICAST!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>47:00</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast,  zerocast show, Flint MI, Hot Tub, Red Wings, Direct TV, FREE Service, Weedeater, Crosby Stills and Nash, Southern Cross, Redford MI, Drugs, Naked People Running,Sexual Acts, Xbox Live Gamer Tag, Howard Stern, Piers Morgan Tonight</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jan 2011 14:19:38 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC023 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #23! HOROSCOPES &amp; GAYS!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Visit: www.thezerocast.com |  Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:Giacomo's in the da Safe House tonight, fresh from getting stood up from his MAN DATE with his HAIRSTYLIST. It's okay Giacomo, our shoulder's here for you to cry on.HOROSCOPE-SCHMOROSCOPE! Has your ZODIAC SIGN changed?What does it all mean? Who decided this? Who cares?? Also, watch the VIDEO at the end of the post for the GAYEST person they could find to interview. Not that we like bashing gay's, we LOVE Giacomo!Jay asserts that birds pick up on the Earth's Magnetic Field to navigate and thusly Pole Change is the culprit for all the recent bird deaths. Plus Greenland sees the Sun come up 2 day's earlier than usual. More proof of Pole Shift?New, 13th Sign of the Zodiac OPHIUCHUS: Serpent God... or some shit. Pronounced Oh-fee-YOU-cuss with the accent on the third syllable.Josh is ENCHANTED by Giacomo's BELCHING.LISTENER-SUBMITTED TUNES! Pink Fractal's remake of the Pink Panther Theme. Plus, who don't like SEXUAL INNUENDOS concerning putting things in your mouth? Here's a CANADIAN PSA with puppets that's VERY SUSPECT indeed.We revisit the EPIC NARRATIVE that has become Josh's DUI DEBACLE! (Even though he didn't get a DUI i just wanted something that started with a D to go with DEBACLE) We learn that R/O stands for REPORTING OFFICER not RESTING OFFICER. OBSERVE EXHIBIT A: Josh's Drivers License. Ya know, the one he passed finding TWO TIMES! Whaaa?!?!? Screw you pig.Check out the Chinese Vacant Cities they've been building. While you're at it, minus well look into the very vacant Worlds Largest Mall they've built too.Running down what happens during various life situations ON DRUGS... we check off what we know to be true due to first hand encounters.We wrap on a DEBBIE DOWNER thanks to Asshole Officer Appleton. ASSHOLE! Karma will catch up to you... we hope. Also, Loyal Listener Mr. Cramer sez: YOU NEED MORE DUH REPORTS! In the future, we'll try and make you proud sir.. thanks for yur patronage.CIAO!-ZC  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #23! HOROSCOPES &amp; GAYS!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>36:02</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Sun, 16 Jan 2011 14:01:28 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC022 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #22! SOICOWOBOY BOUND!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Visit: www.thezerocast.com |  Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:  We're TOSSIN' STICKY tonight in da Safe House when Ben-Jammin (Clearerink77) and JT (TwOdRuNk2dRIVe) decide to get our drink on. Oh, and Jay's good 'ole buddy PBR sits in too!An attempt is made to understand the backstory of: THE NIGHT RIDER. Ben-Jammin is a little reluctant to make with the goods.Jay sees a CHEMTRAIL RAINBOW! We get into some of the implications of such an occurrence but ultimately get let down when Ben-Jammin puts the speculation to bed with COMMON SENSE AND LOGICAL DEDUCTION! Blast you Ben... but sweet ride ya got there. (Hot-Red-Short-Bed)Josh's sister is TAINTED by having listened to our show. Particularly the one where he talks about buying a whore! Good on ya Gary!NEW PRODUCT! Have you tried the DIY JUICE TO ALCOHOL KIT? We got us a CASE coming to the Safe House! No joke...Now who has tried the FOUR LOCO drink? A PLAN gets set in motion to acquire some from the local TRAILER PARK PARTY STORE.. but sadly goes awry.Josh has 43 dogs! No, not really... only 3. But he WISHES he did! Or at least his were as talented as the AUTO-TUNE DOG! Check out Mr. Guitar Man. He can't play for real, but he sure can edit video to LOOK like he can! Stop motion - video game coolness.JT sez: Screw Lost. To hell with Heroes. Dexter on Showtime is where it's at![SPONSOR] ZOMBIE BLOOD! IT WORKS!We discuss the origins of our Xbox Gamer Tags.Briefly, we go GAGA over Xbox Kinect and CAN'T WAIT for the days of Halo Kinect!Jay tries to formulate yet ANOTHER PLAN to incorporate the Flint Music Scene (The Local 432) and the show... It could get interesting eventually. Stay tuned! [MUSIC]  Or boy in Kansas gets his website going again -www.bjstarknaked.com  We enjoy two of his music offerings. Half Pint Shy &amp; Birds and Bee's Smell Fear.Finally, we got to the bottom of what SOI COWBOY is. JT talks about it bieng one of his favorite destination spots while on his Worldly Travels with Disney on Ice! We wrap with the promise of an early mornign hangover and a short anecdote about Jay having being involved in a THREESOME.  Cool Jay...สันติภาพ!-ZC ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #22! SOICOWOBOY BOUND!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>47:39</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 13:57:35 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC021 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #21! THE MANDATE OF GIACOMO!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Visit: www.thezerocast.com |  Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss: HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY GIACOMO!Giacomo admits he'll be &quot;hanging out&quot; with his HAIRSTYLIST on what we here at the Safe House have dubbed a MAN DATE!We learn that the FOLLICALLY CHALLENGED (Male Pattern Baldness) may be soon cured through the promise of Stem Cell Research. Josh, however, may never know the SWEET JOY of a FULLY RESTORED HEAD OF HAIR due to the side-effects of MIGRAINE medication he's taken since childhood -DEPAKOTE. [DISCLAIMER] Depakote affects chemicals in the body that may be involved in causing seizures. Depakote is thought to treat various types of seizure disorders. It is sometimes used together with other seizure medications. It is also used to treat the manic phase of bipolar disorders (manic-depressive illness), and to prevent migraine headaches.Josh coins the term: LITTLE SEIZURES.What once was only speculation is now revealed to be true -Jay is a TEST-TUBE BABY! His Mother tells him so.We think we've solved the case of the MYSTERIOUSLY GIFTED BOOZE BAG! Bacardi Rum and Diet Coke was SUSPICIOUSLY procured through some covert activity and THOROUGHLY ENJOYED during the taping of this episode. THANKS DK!A firing up of debate whether COMP USA still has any actual physical store locations ensues; we all agree that they should MOST DEFINITELY sell Bacardi Rum!Josh's ARRAIGNMENT is drawing near (this Monday) and we find out that by hiring a lawyer (Should've got BOB LOBLAW) he doesn't actual have to set foot in the courtroom. However, by NOT hiring BOB LOBLAW we're certain he faces LIFE IMPRISONMENT!Josh surprises everyone when he whips out the BIG WORD OF THE DAY: PREDICATED.Giacomo recommends the FX Channel TV Series -Rescue Me.Jay recommends (again) the MOST EXCELLENT TV Series Arrested Development. Check it out on Hulu while ya still can!Giacomo answers the million dollar question: What does GOB stand for? (George Oscar Bluth)Then, Henry Winkler is back on the prowl in the dating world.Who's ADDICTED TO CABLE TV? Jay is. But it's hold on him is loosening since all the shows he'd been interested in get canceled.Hungry? Try some of these MEALS IN A CAN!BEAR GRYLLS VS. SURVIVOR MAN! (Les Stroud) Who wins?It gets revealed that Jay's Great Grandmother had a hankering for eggs &amp; CALF BRAINS and Josh's Great Grandparents used to GROW COWS!COMING SOON! (perhaps) Our VIDEO GAME &amp; IPHONE APP REVIEWS! This weeks picks: DEATH WORM! [jay/Josh] DOODLE JUMP &amp; ANGRY BIRDS [Josh] Jay sez: &quot;Send in pictures of your women and we'll critique em!&quot;A true friend is one who'll help you do COMMUNITY SERVICE! Giacomo and Josh sitting in a tree...Then, Jay get cut short mid-sentence by our own superb outro theme music when he brings up HAARP being the cause of the AVIAN APOCALYPSE... Is our show being monitored by Government Spooks? One thing is certain, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN IN THE SAFE HOUSE!Stay True! Stay Real! Give us MONEY!-ZC  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #21! THE MANDATE OF GIACOMO!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>48:25</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2011 14:54:14 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC020 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #20! WHOLE LOTTA NUTHIN'</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Visit: www.thezerocast.com |  Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:  We got some FAM IN DA SAFE HOUSE! Joining us tonight is Josh's cuz, ​​​​​​​​​​​JT (aka: TwOdRuNk2dRiVe​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​) We get a headache when we try out our new Foreign Correspondent Segment which FLOPS TERRIBLY. Josh favors MSNBC's LOCK UP on New Years versus watching the Ball drop in Times Square. Very curious given his recent RUN-IN with the law... hmm. We sorta CRANK CALL Ben-jammin' while he's on his non-date with a girl whom he has affectionately dubbed, The Night Rider! She's even got her own song! Josh and JT discuss their top video Games picks. Mike Tyson's PUNCH-OUT! is ranked highly by both. We &lt;3 PURPLE BUDS! Jay brings up the recent MYSTERIOUS BIRD AND FISH DEATHS from around the World. End Time Prophecy? Jay gets served up a COUPLE PAMPHLETS from a Jehovah's Witness at work​​​​​​. Sticking with the birds, Jay​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ has his own experience when he bears witness to a​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​n early morning ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​avian display of WHO IS ​​​​​​​​​ALPHA PREDATOR between ​a Hawk and Dove. ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Then, we GROOVE to the utterly romantic styling of the Climax Blues Band's -​ I Love You.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Guys, read some of the comments on youtube, it could get you laid... by yur wife... again... hopefully. Transcending LOVE into WAR when we discuss a movie ​​​​​​documentary ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​that was suggested​​​​ viewing​​​ by Giacomo called -​​RESTREPO.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​  Wrapping with a BUMMER and  BURP, Josh apologizes for a poor show but Jay don't care... He knows you got nothing better to do with yur time anyhow.  Send us money.CHAIO​​​​​!​​  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #20! WHOLE LOTTA NUTHIN'</description>
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								<itunes:duration>32:57</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Wed, 05 Jan 2011 16:46:40 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC019 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #19! JAIL-CLUB POWERS ACTIVATE!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Visit: www.thezerocast.com |  Email: zerocastpodcast@gmail.com | Call: 810-309-9441On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:We open the show with a Cramer SUGGESTED TUNE: &quot;BEER!&quot; by PsychostickHO, HO, HO, *COUGH* *COUGH* - Our hosts trade stories about their Christmas Holiday Adventures. Eventful and spectacular, for better or worse.Jay had himself a GAS-FUMED FILLED Xmas Morn, making all in the household QUEASY with HALLUCINATIONS!Ben-Jammin walked the fine line of INCEST when he puts his third cousins to the test!Josh.... poor Josh. He spent Christmas IN JAIL! Seems he had a 3am CRAVING for Durand's very own Iron Horse Pub's GRILLED CHEESE! Nevermind the FULL nights DRINKING that preceded the late-night-trek. [SPONSOR] Try NEW ZOMBIE BLOOD ENERGY POTION! It TASTES GREAT and REALLY WORKS! (unlike the majority of Flint's populace)We get to the ROOT of the word &quot;SKEET.&quot; Apparently Josh enjoys a nice game of &quot;SKEET-BALL&quot; every so often and is currently UNDEFEATED at Remington's Food &amp; Spirits of Flint.Then, it soon becomes very clear that we all (with the exception of Giacomo) have been to JAIL at some time or another in their past. With this new found knowledge, our ANTI-HEROES form a most BELLIGERENTLY, BOOZERRIFIC CRIME COMMITTING TEAM!    JAIL-CLUB!   &quot;JAIL-CLUB POWERS ACTIVATE!&quot; *glub* *glub*  *glbu* BUUUURP...Jay coins the new term &quot;HINDSIGHT IS 4:20.&quot;*TIP OF THE SHOW* if you're out driving drunk in Durand, MI and get pulled over by police.... CALL A TOW TRUCK! They'll take care of you and your car. The best part is, you won't go to jail! Too bad this information wasn't revealed till AFTER Josh's stay in the big house. I guess Hindsight is 4:20!Giacomo call in to play the part of the DOUCHER over Josh's Jailing.We pose the QUESTION: Do you answer your F***ING PHONE AT 3:30 IN THE F***ING MORNING?Real quick we discuss a recent polling of 200,000 women that concludes the term &quot;FANTASTIC CANS&quot; IS NOT actually flattering! Consequently it  might not actually get that potential mate into your bed! WTF!?!?!We wrap Episode #19 with UNSOLIDIFIED plans for Show #20 and Jay's mom is off to &quot;Shady Oaks&quot; if she don't SHAPE UP!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #19! JAIL-CLUB POWERS ACTIVATE!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>61:40</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Wed, 29 Dec 2010 13:57:14 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC018 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #18! XMAS SPECIAL!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:A VERY MERRY XMAS TO ALL! Josh &amp; Jay exchange gifts on the show and leave Giacomo out in the cold... but fret not, for he will keep warm with his NEW bottle of TENNESSEE'S BEST BOOZE! -The Double Smooth Gentleman's JACK DANIELS! We got a (lame) JOKE OF THE DAY!Then we delve into what is known around these parts as the [DUH REPORT].Mr. Q is on location at a local bar and halts his SHUFFLEBOARDING to discuss an INTELLIGENCE REPORT called: What In The World Is Going On? By Paul Resch. At only 10 pages, it's a good read.We learn a TRULY REVEALING FACT: Giacomo does NOT like beer and mushrooms. In fact, he's QUITE ALLERGIC!What if the PORN INDUSTRY made VIDEO GAMES?? They might look like THIS!Then we PERFECTLY segway into talking about MORE PORN by asking the question: What's your SEXUAL FETISH? We think there's no use in SPLITTING HAIRS. Fetish, Sexual Attraction. Simply Reproduction... call it what you will. One shouldn't be labelled DEVIANT merely cause they favor one body part over another. THIS DISCRIMINATION ENDS NOW!STICKING on the TITILLATING subject of PORN, (everyones fav) do YOU subscribe to any PORN SITES? We check out a INFO-GRAPHIC with a color coded map of the UNITED STATES concerning the percentage of people in each state who do subscribe and the findings PERPLEX us!Giacomo picks on Jay for not knowing the locale of ALL 50 STATES. In his head, Jay retorts: &quot;I'm an out-of-the-box thinker! My mind cannot be CONSTRAINED by IMAGINARY lines drawn over land!&quot; Then he audibly BLURTS OUT, &quot;MONTANA LOOKS LIKE A FACE!&quot;We end on an UNUSUAL UPPER -a ZEROCAST FIRST! Must be the Spirit and Joy residing in us...Have a MERRY CHRISTMAS, YULE, HANUKKAH, FESTIVUS, KWANZAA, AND CHRISTMUKKAH!Peace and Goodwill, -Zerocast  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #18! XMAS SPECIAL!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>58:06</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 10:02:50 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC017 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #17! HO HO HO UH-OH!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:HO HO HO Uh-Oh...This isn't the TRUE Christmas Special, but Thursday (XMAS EVE EVE) will be! Sorry for any confusion folks.Josh wants to go to Flint's RED LIGHT DISTRICT and do a REAL HO HO HO-CAST!Speaking of HO's, Josh and Giacomo remember their FLINT HOOKER EXPLOIT with one of our old buddy's and bandmate Rome. Who's current musical endeavour -EVERYDAY TRAGEDY- is enjoying the Californian Sun and bikini clad, leathery skinned females. Pay particular attention to THIS song, Burn. Josh and I had a hand in it's inception back when it was called Broken Down Go-Karts. Listen to the FULL VERSION on their Myspace Page.Briefly Giacomo and Jay talk about the DISSENT amongst scientists concerning NASA's revelation about ARSENIC BASED LIFEFORMS.ALL YOU PUKE-A-MANIACS ARE GOING DOWN! NO HOLDS BARRED!!! (on a side note, don't you think Randy Macho Man Savage looks like Dog the Bounty Hunter?)THOCHOZNWUN pops in to hang out and discuss the latest CONTEST he's put together for all you musicians.Chozn breaks it down for us concerning Interstate and International Travel whilst being some form of FELON.Show some love for the artist Chozn is currently touring in support of -ARAB. (He's friends with SOUJA BOY) Arab is considered the DEATH OF HIP-HOP!Jay informs Chozn about his recent find of a band called SLEIGH BELLS and plays a song called INFINITY GUITARS for everyone.  We all pretty much conclude - FLINT IS A SHIT HOLE!Chozn learns his lesson when his security guard drops his HAND CANNON inside Walmart due to HORSE PLAY with a couple HULK SMASH HANDS! We wrap up only to reconvene on X-BOX LIVE and get our fix of BLACK OPS!CIAO!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #17! HO HO HO UH-OH!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>59:47</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Wed, 22 Dec 2010 11:35:06 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC016 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #16! No Longer Safe in da Safe House.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:The RAMBLING GUNMAN in Florida. Some say Hero, others say LUNATIC... we think he belongs in Flint![DUH REPORT] Australian Christiaan Van Vuuren -- aka the Fully Sick Rapper, breaks it down for us and the GUINNESS WORLD RECORD BOOK by consecutively rapping for 9 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES STRAIGHT.... what's wring with this dude? Oh, he had tuberculosis. Still... shouldn't give him an excuse to be a DOUCHE BAG! Speaking of Flint - We've hit number 62 on the HOMICIDE list which some are dubbing &quot;THE DEADLIEST YEAR EVER.&quot;THIS is how Jay FEELS at times during the show.LAST but NOT least, we round out the show with some HOLIDAY SPIRIT... sorta.We here at The Zerocast WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #16! No Longer Safe in da Safe House.</description>
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								<itunes:duration>48:09</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Sat, 18 Dec 2010 08:51:36 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC015 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #15! Where have all the Hippies gone?</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:Jay and Josh CHIT-CHAT about snow, cars, and how Josh HATES mornings!We head to the PHONES and listen to what some of our LOYAL LISTENERS have been leaving on our VOICEMAIL.Then we ENJOY what Google Voice THINKS they said when we read back the transcripts.We observe the recent ANNIVERSARY (Dec 8th) of the ASSASSINATION of JOHN LENNON and Josh connects the dots for Jay by revealing that another CELEBRITY musician shares the same date of death -PANTERA'S DIMEBAG DARREL. RIP BOYS...Josh then proceeds to give us a MOST EXCELLENT recant of events surrounding both incidents. JIMI MORRISON finally gets PARDONDED from his Florida INDICENT EXPOSURE CHARGE... to bad he's unable to celebrate the clearing of his good name.A Japanese Weather Station video tapes the Sakurajima VOLCANO off its coast and catches what appears to be UFO'SJosh ALERTS Jay about the MISSING Skeleton boys around the Michigan-Ohio border.We WRAP on a kind of downer, but HEY! Did someone mention DONUTS &amp; BEER?!?Ad:&quot;Why should you go to JAIL for a crime that someone else noticed?&quot;Call the Law Offices of BOB LOBLAW! He can help.  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #15! Where have all the Hippies gone?</description>
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								<itunes:duration>24:28</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2010 13:08:13 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC014 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #14! ECONOCAST!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:&#160;THE U.S. ECONOMY! We go FOUR FINGERS DEEP into the state of our wallets with our Special Guest, Mr. Dan Q (not IRA) and the email that started it all.Dan's Recommended Reading: Fault Lines: Hos Hidden Fractures Still Threaten the World Economy by Raghuram G. RajanJust how much is a TRILLION DOLLARS? Then we touch on NASA's &quot;discovery&quot; of NEW forms of life!So sit back, put your feet up, grab an icy cold beverage of your choice and enjoy - ZEROCAST PRESENTS: ECONOCAST!...it may well just be the last.&#160; ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #14! ECONOCAST!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>49:41</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, GDP, Economy, U.S. Economy, World Economy, money, trillion dollars, National Debt, slave, U.S. Slaves, Racist, Irish, Fault Lines book, Raghuram G. Rajan, Dan, Aliens, Extraterrestrial Life, NASA</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 04 Dec 2010 10:36:06 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC013 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #13! We Go Three Sheets For Lucky 13!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:We revisit the PROPER PRONUNCIATION of Jay's last name viz ADAM CURRY of the NO AGENDA SHOW.We briefly try a NEW SHOW FORMAT sans Josh.Then, we LAY it on the LAW for alls yous fans!Josh tunes a GUITAR.We get a FEVER for some MUSIC! MUSIC! MUSIC! (a BIG THANKS to all who SUBMITTED tunes! KEEP EM COMING!)Gogol Bordello - Wonderlust King (the dude was in EVERYTHING IS ILLUMINATED w/ Elijah Wood!)Holy Grail - Call of ValhallaFITZ &amp; the Tantrums - Breakin' the Chains of Love LIVE PerformanceF.L.O.W. - We All Gon Die (Produced by Dustin James)Per Capita Records - Amazon SamplerLESLIE NIELSON, DEAD AT 84! RIP Lt. Frank Drebin.I GIVE you.... THE TALIBAND!Josh STEREOTYPES Americans.We throw two, somewhat belligerent [POTCAST NEWS] Segments out there. (only one has to do with Mary....oh, and WILLIE NELSON of course)Sesame Street's COOKIE MONSTER on Saturday Night Live? It COULD happen! And we think IT SHOULD!Then, we PUT A BULLET in the HEAD of  SHOW #13 but not before Josh PROMISES Jay a HAND-JOB and don't deliver.Thank You, Goodnight. ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #13! We Go Three Sheets For Lucky 13!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>32:13</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Tue, 30 Nov 2010 11:11:57 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC012 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #12! A Very Merry Turkey Day AM Special Indeed!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:First off, we'd like to welcome you to our OVERLY EXCITED AM SHOW! Complete with DOGS in the room, EXCESSIVE use of the Zerocast sound effect, McDonald's COFFEE and  KAMORA Coffee Liquor!Jay has an owie neck and Dr. Josh prescribes a BANANA PEEL CREAM to soothe the tension away.Josh proclaims stomach STRETCHING to be his method of success for Turkey Day this year. LOOK OUT FOR FLYING MASH GAREY!And we're very pleased to announce the RETURN OF THE INTERNET TO THE SAFEHOUSE! Josh tells us about his short FLING with the Charter Cable Guy.Jay's feeling WONKY.Today's NATIONAL OPT-OUT DAY in protest of the TSA SECURITY THEATRE. Were you GATE RAPED?We learn Pickett has a FEAR OF FLYING and has a LOVE for the CANNOLI... then he farts LARRY KING STYLE.The crew delves further into their feelings about TSA screening methods then vows to AVENGE Dan's Tom Foolery Trophy. (oh, and by the way, Dan's not IRA)Is the Zerocast Stream BLOCKED for you??? Who would do such a thing? Have no fear, Hide My Ass Proxy is here! (Not to be confused with hidemysausage.com) Can you VISUALIZE which FEMALE you should DATE? No? Ok, HERE ya go.Pickett's in the Navy now! Well not quite... but Josh does gain a lead on selling his recruiter an RV!We WHIP OUT  a [DUH REPORT].Have YOU tried the deliciously deadly Four Loco Drink yet like THIS guy?Pickett rips the NO AGENDA SHOW due to their stance on CONAN O'BRIAN.We give the Brazilian version of Final Countdown and Far's NEW ALBUM, At Night We Live a listen.Then, we round out the show with a lengthy discussion concerning Pickett's BIG REVEAL!A HAPPY TURKEY DAY TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD... ah... TURKEY DAY! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #12! A Very Merry Turkey Day AM Special Indeed!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>63:44</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
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									<pubDate>Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:15:43 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>*UPDATE* The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>We've got a MORNING show going on TOMORROW Wednesday the 24th @ approx. 9:30am.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ We'll be celebrating with some Irish Coffee the MIRACULOUS RETURN OF THE INTERNET TO OUR SAFE HOUSE!&#160;TOMORROW Wednesday the 24th @ approx. 9:30am.&#160;We're SUPER STOKED and you should be too!SO CALL IN AND SHOW SOME SUPPORT! 810-309-9441-OR-SKYPE INzerocast.podcast ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>We've got a MORNING show going on TOMORROW Wednesday the 24th @ approx. 9:30am.</description>
								<link>http://zerocastradio.com/xml/?p=episode&amp;name=2010-11-23_zc-update.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>0:33</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, UPDATE, BREAKING NEWS, NEWS, TURKEY DAY, IRISH COFFEE, COFFEE, THANKSGIVING, CELEBRATION, PARTY, HOLIDAY</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Tue, 23 Nov 2010 07:58:41 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC011 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #11! On Tonight's Episode we've got REDHEADS on the Brain!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:Josh starts the Show off right with talk of SPEEDO'S and POLAR BEAR SWIMMING. Then it's quickly onto the BIG question: Who wins when it's DSL vs. CABLE? We know one answer for certain, IT'S NOT US!Josh enjoys his NEW pop filter thanks to Jay.... Thanks Jay.Jay TEASES us with his impersonation of MARSELLUS WALLACE from the movie PULP FICTION by NOT actually doing it.... (hint: it's at the end of the show)We give ADVICE to Pickett on how to make that LOVE CONNECTION with a certain REDHEADED classmate. They share a mutual LOVE of music and both play the GUITAR. We find out that the REDHEAD enjoys the SINGING &amp; SONGWRITING stylings of COLBIE CAILLAT. Next up, is it a SIGN OF THE TIMES? A 2012 PROPHECY that went UNPROPHECIZED? Well whatever it is, we'll be getting new GRAPHICAL GRAPHICS on our CIGARETTE packs by 2010!Here's just a DASH of some of BEN'S WISDOMS concerning marital BLISS or the opposite of it: &quot;A ring does NOT plug a hole... YOU CAN!&quot;Jay CHANNELS some BARRY WHITE style 70's PORN MOOD MUSIC whilst the crew continues on the debate concerning Pickett's REDHEAD dilema.Pickett then throws out the NEW SUPER-UBERLY AWESOME BAYOU BAND, Frogs on the River.We play the band, The Band's - The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.Josh and Jay get GRUFF for NOT putting out their own music. Then, Josh conspires against Jay by asking Pickett how would he feel about a NEW DRUMMER.Josh makes a DEAL with Jay to continue on doing the PODCAST if Jay continues to DRUM... or something like that.We talk a bit about the NO AGENDA SHOW'S business model and learn through Jay that the C in John C. Dvorak stands for COCK!Josh calls Jay out as an IRRATIONAL character when he brings back the recent story about the NEW YORK UFO'S.Then we move on to the CALIFORNIAN MYSTERY MISSILE contrail and the recent CARNIVAL CRUISE SHIP dead in the water seeming to be seperate events but perhaps actually realted through the subject of EMP WEOPONRY.Jay misses NOT talking about: Nick Swardson's Pretend Time skit GOIN' GREEN, Brazil's the Final Countdown, Soundgarden's LIVE appearance on the CONAN O'BRIAN show and the BAND FAR'S latest album. (review to be made soon)We round out the show with a REVELATION: the perfect P word to test a new POP FILTER is PENIS! ...'Nuff said.REMINDER: WE ARE DOING A LIVE SHOW THE MORNING OF WENDESDAY THE 24TH. So listen in our we'll send an EMP your way and make you have a very bad day...  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #11! On Tonight's Episode we've got REDHEADS on the Brain!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>38:28</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, EMP, missile, penis, no agenda show, John C. Dvorak, 2012, DSL, Cable, speedo, Colbie Caillat, cigarette, pop filter, the band Far, red head, redhead, UFO, New York, Soundgarden, contrail</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 11:29:05 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC010 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #10! 10th Show EXTRAVAGANZA! - Brought to you by Swiffer Sweepers.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:Time Change KICKS OUR BUTTS and Josh contemplates his existence.CONAN O'BRIAN'S back on TBS.Josh exclaims his DISGUST with Jay's apparent ANNOYING drinking habits.We wax nostalgic and RELIVE our GLORY DAYS.Josh speaks of his MANY movie theater EXPLOITS concerning beings of the FEMALE variety. GO JOSH!Jay CONFESSES to UNDERAGE DRINKING at Russo's Comedy Club back in the day.We travel down the RABBIT HOLE that was/is MFS the band (where it all began).MFS talk ENSUES and branches out to SHOWS we've seen and been apart of.We go to the VOICEMAILS and PULL OUT a choice pick from NEW FAN Gunther.Then we ENJOY what GOOGLE VOICE actually THOUGHT Gunther said.QUICKLY move onto The Price is Right's 420 STONER contestant.We UNRAVEL the ORIGINS of the term &quot;420&quot; with the Urban Dictonary.CONCLUSION:  Jay has NO LONG TERM MEMORY!Check out the SYDNEY Picture Morph.Give some QUICK STATS on AMC'S The Walking Dead's PREMIERE.Josh speaks of  Jay's ORIFICES.[SPOILER] Jay gives a RUNDOWN of Sunday's Episode of The Walking Dead.Josh PONDERS: what happened to the USA NETWORK?Got a PROBLEM? Need ADVICE? CALL IN and leave a VOICEMAIL: 810-309-9441 or EMAIL: zerocastpodcast@gmail.comGet some FACTS straight and CHECK OUT What the Fuck has Obama Done so far dot com.We wrap up on a CONFUSED note with all this DAY LIGHT SAVINGS TIME mumbo jumbo. Then, UNBEKNOWNST to us, we get a NEW SPONSOR! We WARMLY welcome SWIFFER SWEEPERS to the Zerocast Family!-PEACE!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #10! 10th Show EXTRAVAGANZA! - Brought to you by Swiffer Sweepers.</description>
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								<itunes:duration>32:24</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Conan O'Brian, AMC, Walking Dead, Zombies, TBS, USA, Network, Sydney, Australia, Theatre, Fingering, make out, CCTV, orifice, annoying habits, Day Light Savings Time, Google Voice, MFS</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Tue, 09 Nov 2010 09:08:25 -0700</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC009 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #9! Safe House Internet Blues</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:SLEEPING BAGS WITH ZIPPERS! Join Jay as he has a revelation in this BRAVE NEW WORLD of camping gear!We converse CALIFORNIA'S PROPOSITION 19 with a listen to the NO AGENDA SHOW'S John C. Dvorak and come to the conclusion that WE HERE AT ZEROCAST FULLY SUPPORT THEIR EFFORTS TO LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!Josh RECALLS his life as a FLIPBOOK whilst on some sort of UNREGULATED SUBSTANCE bought from a POTPOURRI SHOP in the mall. Then he proceeds to exclaim how much he HATES Jay's iPHONE!Pickett brings up an ARTICLE on how MORE DANGEROUS alcohol is than CRACK! Then he poses the QUESTION: WHY ALCOHOL should be LEGAL and MARIJUANA shouldn't be LEGAL?DEVIL'S NIGHT in FLINT is revisitied by Jay. The FINAL FIRE TOTALS: FLINT:10 DETROIT: 58! What is ANGEL'S NIGHT anyhow?We DEBATE how to PRONOUNCE MOLOTOV.Our INTERNET take a CRAP! USA has VERY BAD BANDWIDTH!Jay gives a brief REVIEW of AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD.PONTIAC gets put on hold by GM.Jay unveils his PLAN to HOLD-UP on BEAVER ISLAND when the SHIT HIS THE FAN!TOP TEN MOST FAMOUS GHOSTS! (the only one that matters is SLIMER)We DAMN THE INTERNET agian as Pickett gets dropped.[SPORTS] Randy Moss is waived by the Vikings.We talk about Pickett's FIRST VIEWING of ZOMBIELAND!We review the SIMILARITIES between the ACTORS Micheal Cera and THAT OTHER DUDE (that looks and acts a lot like him)Take a LISTEN to STARK NAKED MUSIC'S John Denver cover of COUNTRY ROADS.DRUG DEALER SQUATTER'S move into Jay's neighborhood.We close out the show with a QUESTION and PARTING POLL posed by Josh: When do we jam? And do you think we should ROCK-OUT LIVE?SOUND OFF!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #9! Safe House Internet Blues</description>
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								<itunes:duration>38:35</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, potpourri, John C. Dvorak, No Agenda, weed, Prop 19, sleeping bag, marijuana, GM, Pontiac, Walking Dead, Zombies, ghost, Beatles, Molotov, vote, Election, California, Devils Night, alcohol</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Tue, 02 Nov 2010 12:40:24 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC008 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #8! SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[   On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss: Urban LegendsPoltergeist the movieJosh goes off about some HANGMAN.The $6,500 REAL DOLL and how one MICHIGAN man has foind TRUE LOVE!FREAKISHLY ENORMOUS ring or sunspot that is developing on our Sun.The Mayan's 2012 Calendar's prediction being WRONG![DUH REPORT] CROCODILE KILLS 19 on plane in Congo SURVIVES... only to me decapitated.A NEW species of MONKEY....super ugly but YUMMY!What are the GROSSEST jobs in SCIENCE? We find out a few.We close out the show with NBC's 30 Rock WEREWOLF BAR MIZVAH!HAPPY HALLOWEEN!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #8! SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>46:52</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Duh Report, Halloween, crocodile, airplane, urban legends, sun, sun spot, 2012, 2012 Mayan Calendar, 2010 Calendar, real doll, poltergeist, spooky, science, werewolf, bar mitzvah, 30 Rock</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 14:28:35 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC007 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #7! PASSION OF THE CAST!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss: MUFFINS! How we love thee at anytime of the day.CHEERLEADER: The Band plays at Genesee Valley Mall's Hot Topic.[DUH REPORT] BIG FAT BONERS! We DEBATE the DEBATE for New Mexico's Governor between Dianne Denish &amp; Susana Martinez.[DUH REPORT] 11 people jump out window in France as part of an apparent RITUAL SUICIDE... Oui think.Jay STROKES his EGO by sharing his latest foray onto the NO AGENDA SHOW Podcast with Adam Curry &amp; John C. Dvorak!Then we all have a good LAUGH at Jay's expense when Josh MOCKS his MORNING COFFEE intake.[DUH REPORT] BIONIC ARMED MAN DIES IN CAR ACCIDENT! Police baffled as to HOW the accident occurred.... but WE know! [POTCAST NEWS] California's YES PROP 19 PRO LEGALIZATION COMMERCIAL. Jay's sorry he's an IDIOT and forgot to open up the line for people to call in.... BAD JAY! BAD!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #7! PASSION OF THE CAST!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>27:07</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Duh Report, Pot Cast News, cheerleaders, halo, morning person, coffee, boner, passion, prop 19, muffins, underwear, Genesee Valley Mall, bionic arms, suicide, France</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Tue, 26 Oct 2010 12:58:50 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC006 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #6! So sue me, we're allowed to make mistakes... I'm American dammit!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On this Episode of Zerocast, we discuss:    NEWS QUICKS: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BOTH DITTY &amp; JESME   EVIL DEAD THE MUSICAL [DUH REPORT] CHINESE MAN DROPS PHONE IN TOILET, GETS HAND STUCK   YOUTUBER KICKS GUMBY IN BALLS AND GETS CAUGHT (SPIRIT HALLOWEEN STORE)        COP USES TASER ON NAKED MAN RUNNING RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH PARTY  [POTCAST NEWS] COPS USE FAKE MEDI CARD TO BUY MEDICAL MARIJUANA NY UFO FOLLOW UP  REPTOID ROCK  TWITTER FOLLOWER SHOUT-OUT SOULBLEED (KEEPING UP W/ THE HARDCORE)Then we wrap it all up with an intensely heated debate about the DEATH PENALTY!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #6! So sue me, we're allowed to make mistakes... I'm American dammit!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>57:24</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Duh Report, Pot Cast News, Evil Dead, Happy Birthdays, Howard Stern, Death Penalty, Capitol Punishment, No Agenda, New York Governor,MARINES</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 23 Oct 2010 14:17:27 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC005 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #5! We Do What We Do, It Is What It Is.</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[   On this EPISODE OF ZEROCAST we discuss:    Josh talks about repairing his SUMP PUMP on his mini-vacation and Jay gives advice on cleaning pipes with HIGHLY CORROSIVE chemicals.   Japan's MAYONNAISE TRAFFIC JAM!   Josh recants a story of a HOMEMADE &quot;SLED.&quot;   Jay ponders the M in MRSA being that of a cousin to PENICILLIN. He concludes correct. &quot;Meticillin or methicillin is a narrow-spectrum beta-lactam antibiotic of the penicillin class.&quot;   We WELCOME our new SPONSOR: The Law Office of BOB LOBLAW! So please show him some love by visiting The Bob Loblaw Law Blog!   TALES OF THE BOWEL: We wonder if others are more PRODUCTIVE on the POTTY. Perhaps we need a new &quot;MOVEMENT&quot; to make CLASSROOMS more like BATHROOMS?   UK UFO CRASH DRILLS: More evidence mounts towards and eventual UFO disclosure?   We talk about how to use TWITTER in a sentence and jay announces WE'VE GOT TWO MORE TWITTER FOLLOWERS!   The Safe House Dog Squad stops by.   Is MICHIO KAKU the modern day STEPHEN HAWKING for the layman?   [DUH REPORT] Idiot Consumer Edition: Fast Finger Keyboard.   A NEILSEN RATINGS STUDY shows that TEEN TEXTING leads the pack for most texts per month, followed by a YOUTHFUL Jay in a close second!   We crank up the NOSTALGIA MACHINE and talk about The History Channel's MODERN MARVEL'S: 80's Tech &quot;BLOCK&quot; CELL PHONE.   NEWSFLASH: Forget about the CHILEAN MINERS, now CHINA's getting in on the game now! Can you say LATEST DISTRACTION?    EL PASO, TEXAS News Report: UFO light sighting similar to the recent NEW YORK sightings or MILITARY AIRSHOW REHEARSAL DRILL?   It's full on NOSTALGIA-CAST when we harken back to our childhood watching TGIF! Conclusion: Our best babysitter was our TELEVISION.   WE HATE TV'S PATRICK DUFFY!   We check out some KIDS REACTIONS to VIRAL VIDEOS.   Pickett CALLS-IN and we revisit his Taco Bell Bowel woes, then we bring it back full circle to the POOP PRODUCTIVITY THEORY.   We close out with STARK NAKED MUSIC'S &quot;Birds and Bees Smell Fear.&quot;  On the Next Episode of Zerocast...   Our man in the can, Pickett, shows us some love by stopping into the Safe House for a VERY SPECIAL episode of the Zerocast. Please JOIN US won't you? It should be a great show! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #5! We Do What We Do, It Is What It Is.</description>
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								<itunes:duration>46:12</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Duh Report, Michio Kaku, Stephen Hawking, Bob Loblaw, bowels, poop, TGIF, Patrick Duffy, Aliens, UFO, Chilean Miners,penicillian, dogs, texting, Modern Marvels, cell phone, BRUCE CAMPBELL</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 13:49:54 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC004 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>SHOW #4! The Safe House's Internet Connection is compromised and we feel it has to do with ALIEN INTERVENTION!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[  On this EPISODE OF ZEROCAST we discuss: ALIENS! Are Humans cattle?Pickett 'fesses up to over consumption of TACO BELL.the POWER of the &quot;ZEROCAST&quot; Sound Effect Jingle is explored.We find out that the Military SUCKS at acronyms.Do DRONES or UAV'S (Unmanned Ariel Vehicles) account for the majority of UFO sightings?Chilean Miners as the latest and greatest DIVERSIONARY TACTIC of the Mass Media.LINDSAY LOHAN NAKED! Have you seen?BLONDE-HEADS VS. REDHEADS: Josh just likes em HOT!A Zerocast First almost occurs by Josh attempting to get Pickett to &quot;DROP ROCKS&quot; on air.LORD BARKER sits on a tube of SUPER GLUE and seals his crack shut.We all shutter when we talk about The HOWARD STERN SHOW'S recent &quot;WORLDS WORST PENIS INJURIES&quot; Segment.MRSA (Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus) VS. GANGRENE: Pickett sets us straight and we learn something new.We try our hand and figuring out WHO the UNKNOWN MYSTERY VOICE MAILER is.All INTERNET CONNECTIVITY CEASES do to possible ALIEN INTERVENTION, subsequently dropping Pickett and Lord Barker.[DUH REPORT] Robbers STEAL ATM from a Oregon deli; get nada!TECHNO-HOMELESS-NOMADIC MAN: Perfectly suited for modern life or a natural evolutionary step for MANKIND?STARK NAKED MUSIC We listen to our good buddy, BJ Stark's NEWEST TUNE - PRAISE THE LORD JESUS and conclude WE SUCK in comparison.Then we wrap-up early-ish for some HALO SLAYER, which never happens cause the SAFE HOUSE'S INTERNET IS JUNK) -Until next time, PEACE!   ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>SHOW #4! The Safe House's Internet Connection is compromised and we feel it has to do with ALIEN INTERVENTION!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>31:49</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Duh Report, Lindsay Lohan, Aliens, UFO, UAV, Drones, Chilean Miners, NORAD, Super Glue, ATM, Homeless, Stark Naked Music, Howard Stern, Taco Bell, gangrene, Staph Infection</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Sat, 16 Oct 2010 12:59:31 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC003 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>IT'S SHOW #3 and we're starting to feel remorse about dishing up our own brand of mindless banter delivered to you twice weekly! But seriously, you should subscribe!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[  On this EPISODE OF ZEROCAST we discuss: Little enlightenments shared with the world by Pickett thru check memos and EBAY FEEDBACKS.Sean &quot;calls in&quot; and we vow never to answer him when he's on his crappy laptop microphone.Google's new self-driving smart car (ho-hum).Touch on the bee's Colony Collapse Disorder.Josh breaks down and confesses he really sucked the last show[DUH REPORT] 2 women, one pregnant, rob Walmart -heavy labor ensues. The &quot;EXTRO&quot; Meme rears it's head.Pickett finds out he's got some FRENCH-CANADIAN in him and it's not Jay.16 (ish) facts about sleeping.Does GREG RAYMOR'S glasses keep him up at night?All this plus a few facts about NAZI GERMANY! Then we part ways only to reconvene with a couple games of SLAYER AND FIREFIGHT on HALO!  -PEACE!   ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>IT'S SHOW #3 and we're starting to feel remorse about dishing up our own brand of mindless banter delivered to you twice weekly! But seriously, you should subscribe!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>38:10</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Greg Raymor, Duh Report, Potcast News, Walmart, Ebay Feedbacks, Google Car, Sleep Facts, Nazi Germany, Marijuana, French Canadian</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 15:02:32 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>ZC002 The Zerocast Podcast</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>WELCOME TO SHOW #2! What happened to Show #1? First Rule of Zerocast is you don't ask questions about Zerocast.... Just listen!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ On tonights Show, the 3 J's discuss the process getting onto iTunes, an Aboriginal man getting tased by Australian Police 13 times, touch upon the DUH REPORT a couple times, then get into a POTCAST NEWS Segment concerning California's Governator's recent Bill signing to DECRIMINALIZE MARIJUANA!  All that plus, HEY, did you know this month has and extra weekend in it? CRAZY! Join us as we party-hardy won't you? ZEROCAST,A Show about not a whole lot...Give us something to talk about... Just email questions -pictures -videos -messages -audio -articles or links to: post@zerocast.posterous.com and instantly get into our shownotes added as a topic!-or, try these other perfectly acceptable contact methods:Direct e-mail:zerocastpodcast@gmailCall in: 810-309-9441Skype ID: zerocast.podcast*hints*Follow us on Twitter and send us a link or thought:Just include the hash tag #zerocast in your tweet or DM us!-and-follow us on Twitter to get notifications when we're doing the LIVE SHOW on USTREAM.COMWe encourage you to listen and chime in on the chat there!Follow our antics on Facebook!  ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>WELCOME TO SHOW #2! What happened to Show #1? First Rule of Zerocast is you don't ask questions about Zerocast.... Just listen!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>24:26</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast podcast, zerocast, zerocast show, Flint MI, MI Flint, Ines Sainz, Marijuana</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 15:37:45 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>The Zerocast Podcast EP: 000.9</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>This is the last Pre-Show before the Season 1 Kick off!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ This is the last Pre-Show before the Season 1 Kick off! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>This is the last Pre-Show before the Season 1 Kick off!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>31:07</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast podcast, zerocast, flint MI, MI</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 13:56:58 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>The Zerocast Podcast EP: 000.7</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>The Pre-Show Shows keep marching on as we get closer to SHOW #1!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ The Pre-Show Shows keep marching on as we get closer to SHOW #1! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>The Pre-Show Shows keep marching on as we get closer to SHOW #1!</description>
								<link>http://zerocastradio.com/xml/?p=episode&amp;name=2010-10-02_zc0007.mp3</link>
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								<itunes:duration>33:35</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast, podcast, zerocast podcast, the zerocast show, Flint MI, MI</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 13:55:12 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>The Zerocast Podcast EP:000.5</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>THE SHOW HEARD AROUND THE NET! well, not really but it did start a fire under our Anti-Heroes butt!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ THE SHOW HEARD AROUND THE NET! well, not really but it did start a fire under our Anti-Heroes butts!!! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>THE SHOW HEARD AROUND THE NET! well, not really but it did start a fire under our Anti-Heroes butt!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>21:05</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>the zerocast, zerocast, first show, zerocast podcast, talk radio, Flint MI, MI</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 13:52:05 -0600</pubDate>
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								<title>The Zerocast Podcast EP: 000.6</title>
								<itunes:subtitle>Our Anti-Heroes talk about the news of the week and explore the subtleties of Sound Effects!</itunes:subtitle>
								<itunes:summary><![CDATA[ Our Ant-Heroes talk about the news of the week and explore the subtleties of Sound Effects! ]]></itunes:summary>
								<description>Our Anti-Heroes talk about the news of the week and explore the subtleties of Sound Effects!</description>
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								<itunes:duration>21:52</itunes:duration>
									<author>zerocastpodcast@gmail.com (Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey)</author>
									<itunes:author>Jay Gauthier - Joshua Garey</itunes:author>
									<itunes:keywords>zerocast, zerocast podcast, the zerocast, Flint MI, MI</itunes:keywords><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit>
									<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 13:51:39 -0600</pubDate>
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